Weirdest Doilies Reviews on Amazon

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Doilies — Weirdest Amazon Reviews

Real people leave real reviews — and some of them are absolute gold. Here are the funniest, strangest, and most off-topic reviews we found for Doilies products.

🤣 Funny Reviews

Jack Dempsey 358766 Stamped White Tablecloth 50"X70", Poinsettias

⭐ (1/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 2 found helpful | 2015-10-08

I’M TOO STUPID TO BUY THIS. IT’S NOT WORTH EVEN $2!!!MY TOILET PAPER IS BETTER, THICKER TAHN THIS!!

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Fall Tablecloth, Autumn Farmhouse Floral Table Cloth for Rectangle Tables 60 x 120, Fall Pumpkin Maple Leaves Sunflower Washable Polyester Table Cover for Picnic Party Outdoor Dinner Dining Room

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 1 found helpful | 2022-10-17

I have washed this multiple times now and even stuck it in the dryer! No stains and it’s holding up with 6 and 4 year old boys!!! That’s the true stain test! Am I right?! Lol
You won’t regret this table cloth purchase!!! It’s super soft too!!!

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😳 Strange Reviews

Unique tableware Ocean Waves Plastic Tablecover-108 x 54" | 1 Pc, 54" x 108"

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 5 found helpful | 2016-10-18

THIS TABLECOTH IS TRUE TO COLOR AND LOOK. TURNED OUT PERFECT FOR OUR PIRATE PARTY!

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Creative Converting TABLECOVER PL 54" X 108" AOP Plain Water Print Plastic Tablecloth, 54 x 108, Multicolor

⭐ (1/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 5 found helpful | 2019-06-06

I ordered this to be an art background. Upon opening the package I discovered that a portion of the tablecloth was “gone”! Big Bummer!

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Rainlemon Linen American Football Table Runner Game Day Birthday Party Kitchen Dining Room Table Decoration (13" x 72")

⭐ (1/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 5 found helpful | 2022-05-19

Would love to say I’m happy but I wasn’t expecting one of the runners to show up covered in vomit, poop, or some other super nastiness.

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Sparkles Make It Special Leading Linens 100 pcs Satin Chair Cover Bow Sash - Purple - Wedding Party Banquet Reception - 28 Colors Available

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 5 found helpful | 2018-03-06

We were so happy with these chair bows. They were great quality, cost and the perfect touch for our son’s white, black and red wedding.

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↩️ Off-Topic Reviews

Cosco 20 x 48 Adjustable Height PVC Top, Black Table

⭐ (1/5) | ✅ Verified Purchase | 27 found helpful | 2017-08-08

Tables were rusty right out of the package. One table top was not connected to the frame. I am very disappointed with the quality.

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